Six Sentence Sunday 08/07 #22


Riiiiiiiiiight, that’s more like it! Back to normal with a sexy piece of flash.

Phew, last week’s kid story was scary! Can’t believe that came out of me. This is far more like what my flash fiction is usually like.

This week featuring the letter ‘M’ we have mango as the trigger word in my A-Z of Flash Fiction.

~I prepare under his watchful gaze…

His voice, as ever, fell soft on the ears like velvet. Rich tones that sent shudders through me which had nothing to do with the cold. “I’ll warm you up.”

I grinned and remained silent, flexing my fingers to keep the circulation running. I knew it was important, particularly with them above my head, but the ropes made it even more important. Tightly clinching my wrists to the end bedposts, the rope bit down on my skin, rough cords to hold me steady.

Nom… who can say ‘no’ to a little bit of naughty bondage, right?

Use the banner below (click eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!) to see what the other authors are up to this week. There are sure to be plenty of wonderful gems to keep you entertained. Catch you next time!

Six Sentence Sunday

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Guest Blog: Observations Of A Clothes Peg Aficionado


Soooooo! In answer to my Call for Guest Posts I have a selection of posts for you from various sources. These fabulous people have been kind enough to take time out of their days to write up a little something for this blog because I’m so crazy busy! You’ll see these pop up over the coming weeks so be sure to keep coming back!

In the fifth post of the selection, we’re visited by Mary Rhoads. Another step away from writing this blog talks about clothes pegs with a level of detail that I had never considered applying to them before. Informative and humorous, this is Mary’s take on a small item often overlooked for its usefulness.

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Giant clothespin in PhiladelphiaMy home town, Philadelphia, is renowned for its public sculpture.  One piece, the Clothespin, stands outside City Hall.  When I was a teenager, my mother observed that it wouldn’t work as it doesn’t have the grooves for the arms of the spring that real clothes pegs do. The arms of the spring would slide against the wooden arms of the peg, and mean that the entire construction would fall apart when pressing against the spring.  Actual use is improbable, of course, as the entire piece is a couple of metres tall.

My mother’s observation still echoes in my ears many years later.  I grew up in a household that tried to save money wherever possible.  That meant hanging out the washing rather than running a dryer.  That included miles of washing lines hanging out cotton nappies, pinning the corners together to reduce the total numbers of clothes pegs used.  The telling off my 15 year old sister got for washing and tumble drying a single pair of jeans is now the stuff of family legend.  That was a country where gated communities of condominiums had (and have) by-laws against washing lines.  I kid you not, at my grandparents’ condo in California when we spread out our towels in the sun after swimming, the neighbours called to complain!

To this day, I love the smell and feel of washing that has dried outside on the washing line.  The fresh ozone scent from the disinfectant of sunlight and the stiff, rather starchy, feeling of cotton before the fibres relax again are the signals that my laundry is really clean.  A quick once over for bird strikes as the washing is taken down and folded is all that is required, I often don’t iron.  My friend Anne agrees that washing is always better after ‘a bit of a blow’, even if there is no sunshine.  Hanging the washing out has become my favourite household chore as an adult.  The process involves caring for the family, caring for the environment, quality time outdoors and meditation all rolled into one.

Clothes pegs are essential tools for this process, and I am always on the look out for new and better designs.  I can never have too many pegs.  I find, however, that the quality of the peg is essential to its performance, and enhances the hanging out ritual.  Many varieties of pegs are now on the market, but my search for quality is never ending, and I have amassed several types of clothes peg over the years.

various wooden pegsTraditional wooden pegs have a role to play,  though they also have their limitations.  Dolly pegs, from the left pegs 1 and 2, could arguably be the most traditional form of all, and are certainly still available as craft materials for children.  The Preschool Learning Alliance in Leicester used to supply them for the creation of dollies, as evidenced by the middle peg in this photo, which has been put back to its formal use after a brief spell as a dolly when our daughter  Alice was three.  On a desert island, I could whip up my own examples of these if I found myself with clothes that required drying!

On the right is the traditional sprung wooden peg available in grocery and hardware shops throughout the Kingdom. They are relatively cheap, but their gripping power is limited.  In addition, I have found that as they age they discolour, which tends to come off on my freshly washed clothes.  This is more of a problem when pegs are left out on the line and get dirty (more of a tradition in the US than in the UK), so I bring my pegs and rotary line in when not in use.  To get away from discoloured peg marks on clothes, I switched to plastic pegs many years ago.

green plastic pegsOf the many plastic pegs on the market, few are up to the job; their purchase is very much a case of caveat emptor.  All three of the pegs in this photo are based on the traditional sprung wooden peg (notice the grooves for the arms of the spring).  Most plastic pegs are very flimsy.  The peg on the left has a chip at the handle end of the clip which is the start of a split in the plastic.  Plastic pegs where the handles bend rather than opening the spring have no place in my peg bag.  The ideal peg must be able to hold the washing to the line without breaking or sliding along the line. The middle peg is a lightweight model in pretty, translucent colours which has been very reliable.  The peg on the right is my husband Gilbert’s favourite.  It is sturdy and has a soft grip lining on the handles and pincers.  These were more expensive than some of the other examples, but well worth the money.

another selection of plastic pegsIn the search for clothes peg perfection over the years I have experimented with less traditional forms of pegs.  The top and right pegs in this photo are based on a one-piece plastic moulding, where as the bottom and left are variations on the two piece sprung wooden pegs.

Smaller pegs, such as those top, right and centre on the picture on the left, and the middle on the picture above are most suitable for smaller items of washing.

one piece moulded pegThe one piece moulded pegs have a basic design flaw in that the plastic strut  in the middle is regularly over-flexed.  This leads to a single point of failure, and these pegs break.  Call me fussy, I find it irritating to have a peg go ping and fly apart in three pieces just as I am wrestling with the washing in a stiff breeze.  I continue to use the ones I have, but I won’t buy any more of this type.

The piranha shaped number on the left above is my most recent peg purchase, and is reserved for heavy washing such as jeans, towels and sheets.  On initial appearance, it appeared to meet my criteria: it will not discolour my washing, it is sturdy so the handles won’t bend in use, and it does not have the known design flaw of the strut that snaps. Yet to my dismay, in practice I find it more difficult to use as it has a tendency to turn sideways in the hand when I am trying to open it one handed.  A disappointment, after my high hopes.

Is the golden grail, perfection in a clothes peg, possible?  Or is it subject to the constraints of the real world, and unobtainable like Plato’s Idea of Forms?  Probably something of the latter, I am afraid.  Like Gilbert, I have my personal favourite pegs, purchased when we married in 1993.

A few more pegsThey fulfil most of my criteria: they are sturdy, they don’t discolour our clothes, I can apply them to the washing and line one handed with three or four tucked into my little fingers so I don’t have to keep reaching into the peg bag. We have used and abused them for the majority of 19 years, including digging them out of borders where they have lain buried and washing them off.  They have doubled as clips for food bags, and have survived prolonged spells in the freezer.  Sadly, the years have taken their toll on them and they are beginning to crack and break.  If you see any in your shopping trips, they come highly recommended as good design and value for money.  Please let me know where you found them, I would very much like some new ones.

As I write this, three loads of washing are flapping in the breeze in my garden, and more is visible over the fences in both directions.  I draw comfort that a continent away, my mother  and sister are hanging out their washing, including nappies, pinned corner to corner to save space on the line and reduce the number of pegs used.  My search for the perfect clothes peg continues, and perhaps the point is that it is impossible and I will never find it.  Pegs remain the tools for my favourite chore.  Good design, even in something so small and everyday, matters and is worthy of honouring in public sculpture.
washing hanging out on the line, complete with pegs!

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Bonus Blog: Fifty Shades of Grey


I feel a rant coming. I can’t help it. There’s something wrong with me, there must be. Why do these things make me so, so mad?!

Okay… from the top. At this start of this week I saw something on Facebook about Fifty Shades of Grey. I’d never heard of it. I thought nothing of it. Indeed I forgot about it completely until Wednesday when I walked passed Waterstones and there was a sign outside saying ‘We have Fifty Shades of Grey in stock; the book everyone is talking about!’

…everyone like who? Certainly I hadn’t heard anything about it.

Then I got an email from one of the blogs I follow and it was entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Hmm.

Then yesterday while skimming my Facebook feed I saw more people talking about this bloody book. By this point I’m actually curious enough to do some digging, so I made my way to trusty old Google and began to have a look around.

Can I just say… WTF? How on earth did I miss this? Have I had my head under a rock or something?! I know I have twins to be looking after (two months old today, by the way, heeeeeeeeeeeey! ^_^), but come on! Have I just completely cut myself off from the writing world to miss out on this?

Either way, whatever it is I’ve done wrong, I found out that Fifty Shades of Grey is actually the first book in a trilogy. Written by a British lady under the name E. L. James, the first book is ‘the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism (BDSM).’

GUH?!

First of all, the story was originally a Twilight fan-fic (barf!), then it was rewritten in its own right and released bit by bit (clever). First as an e-book with print-on-demand (POD) paper copies. Funny, but Wikipedia’s description of the trilogy just makes me think of the Gor series by John Norman. If you don’t know Gor and BDSM is your kinda thing, I suggest you look them up.

-_- I feel like every time I have an idea, or a plan, someone else has got there first. I had been keeping my cards close to my chest (ie not mentioning it until I had some time to actually get to work on the idea that’s been brewing since January) but I’ve talked before about the erotica I write. It feels that everything I love is already out there and, by the time I’m ready to release or publish or whatever, the world will be sick of it. (*ahem* can anyone say vampires?).

*sigh* Its put me in something of a foul mood to say the least. Enough that I was talking about it on Facebook and Twitter and I’ve now chewed your ear in a bonus blog post to get it off my chest. Yes, I’ll admit, this is a whiny ‘why can’t this happen to me?!’ sort of post. What? Everybody is allowed one of those once in a while.

However, what I should do is say; well done to Erika James. You’re now experiencing the level of popularity and notoriety that we all aspire to and I doff my hat to your work.

Now I need to find the damn things and read them, along with The Hunger Games trilogy! After all, I don’t want to get all jealous (yes, I’ll admit that too! But I’ll get over it!) about these things until I know they’re any good. I may hate them…! Like some other extremely popular books though I’ll name no names. *ahem*

*runs to Waterstones*

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What Do YOU Want To Know?


One of my awesome ideas while sitting up in the middle of the night with one or other of the boys attached to my boobies. 😛 My 80 Post Challenge is nearly finished. In fact I think there are only ten posts to go, or something like that. So I want something new to fill the gap. I did say that I was going to put my A-Z of Flash Fiction up, and I still intend to, but it won’t be on so rigid a schedule as the 80PC is. Anyway, the idea is that you guys ask me questions! ^_^

Nice and easy; it doesn’t actually take all that much effort and I’m interested to know what you want to know. o.O

The reason the idea came to mind is because I was talking about the content of this blog and the sorts of posts that get the most attention. At the moment, there are very clear winners, but that’s mainly linked to the alt tags connected to certain pictures or to keywords picked up by Google. Its not really about the content. However, there is the odd post here and there that I know full well is getting attention because people are genuinely interested. And they’re interested in me. Lord knows why (I don’t feel all that interesting), but posts about my life, or the boys, or things I’ve been up to get the absolute most attention. Followed by posts about writing and NaNoWriMo.

So… I figure, for those of you who are regular readers, I’d turn the blog over to you for a bit. Is there anything about me in particular you’d like to know? Or a burning question you’d like answered? I’d be more than happy to answer them here for you and make a big meal of it. 🙂

So… over to you folks. What do you really want to know about Ileandra Young? ^_^

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80 Post Challenge – Post 70


What food items do you consider staples in a well-balanced diet?


Wow, we’re on the how stretch with these questions. I can’t believe I’ve nearly made it to the end. When I started I wasn’t entirely sure I’d be able to keep it up. Yey me, eh? ^_^

So… food items.

Well I know all the talk about the five basic food groups, but I don’t tend to follow that as well as I should. Even while I was pregnant I probably could have eaten better than I did and now that I’m breastfeeding, even though I’m concious of what I eat, I’m not going crazy over being good. As a matter of fact, I think the best I’ve been in terms of diet is that phase when I was loosing weight and visiting the nurse every fortnight. If I recall I managed to lose two and a half stone (a blessing in disguise since I seemed to put that back on while pregnant – I’ve got to lose it again now!).

Anyway… probably part of the reason I put on so much weight (aside from the fact that I was carrying two babies!) is because I started to eat more of the things that I felt were super duper awesome. Things that I consider to be staples of if not a balanced diet, a pleasant and enjoyable one. :p

Cheese
I have a thing for cheese. My mum is currently concerned about my calcium intake as I’ve stopped drinking milk, but I have no worries given the amount of cheese I eat. While pregnant there were lots of cheeses that I couldn’t eat, but now that I’m ‘free’ I’m enjoying the likes of soft and blue cheeses that I had to put on hold for many, many months. I have a particular liking for strong cheddar, so putting that in bread or on crackers, or even just eating massive chunks of it just makes me feel better.

 
Mc Donald’s Apple Pies
This was certainly a craving, but I can’t say it was a pregnancy craving, because its more linked to being in the city centre at a certain time of night. When I pass Mc Donald’s, I want an apple pie. I very rarely deny myself on that score, so I make a point of not passing the restaurant very often. But its fruit.. so surely its one of my five day? Yes, its deep fried, but that just adds to the juicy, juicy flavour! 😉

 
Fresh Pineapple Chunks
Mmmm, fruit. I love pineapple. I can never be bothered to buy a whole one and hack it up, but plenty of supermarkets do vacuum packed fresh selections. I scoffed two packs the other day without even pausing and ended up with a sugar rush coma not long after. Yes, it may be fruit, but its also rammed full of natural sugars. I’m sure if I’m not careful I’m going to end up with no teeth!

 
McCoys Flame Grilled Steak Crisps (or just crisps in general!)
Nice. Just nice. Its a tasty flavour and again, potato surely means its one of my five a day. *snerk* Its a vegetable, right? And I love the crunch that comes with those heavily flavoured, ridged crisps. Oh god… just thinking about it now makes me want a pack. Damnit… we’ve run out. -_-

 
Fresh Green Salad
Yep. There is something inexplicably satisfying about a big, overflowing bowl of salad complete with freshly cracked black pepper, balsamic vinegar and chunks of fresh, tasty feta. ^_^ What more can I say?

 

My 80 Post Challenge is brought to you with help from Tom Slatin’s 80 Journal Writing Prompts.

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