My Writing: Self Publishing


black notebook and red pencil from OpenClipArtLast in my series on writing. Seems appropriate to end on this since I’ve not long ago attended a self publishing conference. I didn’t plan it this way either, it’s just rather handy. Go figure.

Anyway!

Self publishing, a growing trend among emerging and established authors to get their books out into the world. Emerging authors who have taken various stabs at the traditional route and been unable to crack the nut. Emerging authors who want to keep a hold of as much control as they can over the process of publishing. Established authors who have previously published and regained the rights to early works. There are all sorts of reasons to self publish and since it is becoming easier to do so every single day, there are more books being published in this manner every single day.

I went to four different seminars on Sunday. Each one covering a different aspect of self publishing, from choosing a provider, to designing a cover, to advertising, to working with an editor. I’ve learned so much from those seven hours that my brain is still spinning from all the info. Do you remember my plans to self publish an ebook of erotic fiction come September? That plan isn’t going to work; not the self publishing part, the September part. There is too much I need to do and be sure I’ve done properly before I can make myself hit that ‘publish’ button. You only get to début once.

However, that still is my plan. I AM going to self publish an ebook and it WILL be my erotic fiction. To start. It will be self edited (after critiques), then copy edited, then proofread. It will have a beautifully designed cover. It will be promoted suitably and I will take my time over it. I refused to rush and release something substandard because I can’t wait.

The most important thing I took away from this conference is that patience is key. I have to force myself towards it, but I know that now. I have to be absolutely sure that things are ready.

If you need an example, I’ve received two emails in the last week from places I had submitted SORB to. A novel I thought was ready. Two emails saying ‘thanks but no thanks.’ And these aren’t agents or people supposed to take the novel further; these are just people I wanted critiques from. Now it may be that my work is too niche, or that there wasn’t a suitable editor, or even that I was just unlucky as a result of the volume of submissions. However, I can’t help but feel that if the novel was as strong as I thought it was, then I would have done better.

Just listening to Helen from Cornerstones and applying what she said to the novel tells me that I still have work to do. Better I find out now before I start hammering agents again, but sobering, just the same.

So… to wrap up, self publishing will happen, but not yet. Not until I can say, for real this time, that I’m ready.

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Bonus Blog: Bad Ass Mamma


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I don’t often toot my own horn in this way, but I can’t help it. I’ve never seen myself as the type to do this sort of thing so I want to talk about it. A lot.

We got locked out of the house today.

Not because we’d forgotten our keys or anything like that. No, no; for some reason our keys (and the spare kept safe with a neighbour) just didn’t work. They went round and round (and round!) in the lock and just wouldn’t open it. We got the first lock undone, but couldn’t do the next.

Dave rang me up – I was still out – asking how close I was and explaining what had happened. He was outside with two young’uns and a tonne of shopping so I raced home with the pram to help. My key didn’t work either.

After establishing that our neighbours to either side weren’t in, and that the gate to the back was locked beyond our help, there was only one way to handle it. At least to my mind. My solution: kick the door down.

Mwah ah ah a a ha ha hah ah ahaaa ha haaa!

It took a couple of goes but I ambled up to that door, sized it up and kicked it in. Kicked it in good!

I’m so hard! :pkicking karate girl from open clipart

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My Writing: Script Writing


black notebook and red pencil from OpenClipArtScripts! I remember when I was about 15 (maybe even 14) I turned Silk Over Razor Blades (that, at the time, was called To Be A Teenage Vampire) into a screenplay. In fact, I wrote it twice. And each time I did it, I coordinated with friends to film it. We got as far as casting and location scouting and then it fell through. Ho hum.

Anyway, that was the first time I turned my hand to script writing. I loved it. Then I put it aside and left the idea alone for several years. When university came along and I spent those years writing instead of studying, somebody mentioned that my house mates and I would make an amusing sitcom. So I wrote it.

Seven episodes of a sitcom that I called HouseMates. Yes, I realise it is not as imaginative a title as I might have managed, but it says exactly what I need it to say.

If I were to take talks from last year’s Alt Fiction to heart, then I would be haunting the BBC with ideas and sending them scripts to showcase my skills. The BBC recently opened their doors to unsolicited scripts via their Writer’s Room. I missed the deadline – or I will by 28 March – because you can only submit an idea once and I want to be sure that the idea is as perfect as it can be. And of course, that the script is written as well as it can be.

I’ll give you a sample, if I may….

NADINE:
So have you got everything inside now?

LEANNE:
Nah; Ricky is bringing the rest tomorrow.

NADINE:
Didn’t you dump him earlier?

LEANNE:
Yes, but that doesn’t mean he can’t play pack donkey for a little longer; he certainly looks the part. Most of it is at his house anyway.

NADINE:
Just checking. So why did you dump him?

LEANNE:
He was stringing along me, my sister AND my best friend. I thought I’d teach him a lesson. I’m an excellent teacher!

NADINE:
So I saw.

LEANNE:
I like to take a physical approach. Actions speak louder than words and all that.

NADINE:
They kick harder too.

LEANNE:
Indeed.

NADINE:
I’ll never understand hetero relationships.

LEANNE:
What?

NADINE:
When Michelle and I split, we hated each other for months and months just like exs are supposed to. We even took turns wrecking each other’s clothes and shoes. In fact it’s my turn to slash the tires on her car. I should ring her.

NADINE STOPS STRETCHES AND MAKES TO LEAVE. LEANNE STOPS HER.

LEANNE:
Wait, did you just say Michelle? Nadine, are you gay?

NADINE:
Is the Queen Jewish?

LEANNE:
No actually.

NADINE:
The pope?

LEANNE:
Still no.

NADINE:
Oh. Well I’m gay.

LEANNE:
And I thought the tool belt was just a weird fashion accessory! Cool. So what’s it like?

NADINE:
I have no idea; I’m an atheist myself. But there was a girl in college who just hated it. Imagine not being able to go out on a Friday night!

LEANNE:
No, not being Jewish, I mean being gay.

NADINE:
Oh, that. Its great! It does intimidate some people though. Guys especially.

LEANNE:
They’re just worried they’re becoming obsolete… which they are by the way. Anne Summers will testify to that.

NADINE:
Harmony thinks I scare them off with my mere presence.

LEANNE:
Well the ‘Bob The Housemaid’ look might worry people. Loose the tool belt and you’ve got it.

Insofar as scriptwriting as a way forward, this is one form of writing that will end up on the back burner. I simply don’t have the time to spare to give to this which is why HouseMates has not yet been submitted to the BBC. Later – lord knows when! – I’ll take the time to edit the script and polish it up properly and then get it sent.

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Sunday Snippets Critique Blog Hop 9


Button for blog hopBack again. Hope you’re all enjoying the first signs of Spring (otherwise known as snow and frigid temperatures). I’m off to the Self Publishing Conference today, but not before posting my 250 snippet for you all.

This follows last week’s snippet in Shawn and Ileandra exit their car having completed their date.

That brought the smile back to Ileandra’s lips. “So what did she say to you when I got in the car?”
A half smile tugged up one side of Shawn’s mouth, dimpling his cheek slightly. “Now let me get this right; she said ‘wine her, dine her, snog her if you really must, but don’t you dare let her hurt that leg.’”
Ileandra felt her mouth drop open. She made something of a comical sight, she could tell from the look on Shawn’s face, but she simply could not believe that her so called friend would say such a thing. “I- I don’t- she didn’t mean- damn her!”
Shawn laughed openly. “Don’t worry about it. I said dinner, and I’m not the type to assume anything. Really. I know you’ve got… well… something going on.”
“What do you mean?”
The laugher faded slightly. “Only that you were distant all night, Ileandra. I know you must have some things on your mind – you went to a funeral only last week – but sometimes I felt you weren’t quite there.” There was no anger in Shawn’s voice, only quiet concern. Ileandra felt her insides twist uncomfortably.
“I- I’m sorry. I thought I was a little less obvious than all that.”
“You may well be,” Shawn said cautiously, “but I’m in the position of having watched you very closely all night.” The little dimples in his cheeks showed up again. “You see, I’ve been wanting to kiss you all night, but I’ve been waiting for the right moment; so I’ve been watching you very, very closely.”

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My Writing: Articles


black notebook and red pencil from OpenClipArtI think Tuesday was the very first time I’d considered just how much writing articles could do for me. At the start of this series on writing I hadn’t given it much thought, but, since then, I’ve talked with breastfeeding peer supporters, my business mentor and other writers about articles.
Let me explain:

Breastfeeding Peer Support
You may or may not know – I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned it in passing or not – that I’m training to be a recognised breastfeeding peer supporter in my area. I’m over half way into the training and expect to graduate in May. I’ve thought about writing articles for various parenting and mother/baby magazines 1) because I think they need real information from people who know a little more about breastfeeding, rather than doctors who simply give you the generic ‘breast is best’ and 2) because there is gap for the stories I have in mind. I’m a young (ish) mum, first time mum at that and I have twins. I’ve breastfed them both and even though they are ten months old (and change) I’m still breastfeeding them. It’s the sort of message that I feel might be encouraging to mothers who feel they can’t go on, or who have hit a wall. Particularly because I had such a rough start. Not only is the idea of seeing my name in print very attractive to me, but potentially helping other mums is a warming thought. It’s why I’m doing the training in the first place!

My Business Mentor
On Tuesday I went to an induction for the New Enterprise Scheme. For those of you outside the UK, or those who just aren’t familiar, why not check this out for more information. Anyway, that was an incredibly helpful experience (I’ll be blogging about that later, not here but on the business website) and through it, I actually began to consider writing articles as a means of promotion. Not even necessarily on what the business handles, or even on writing, but whatever might be needed at the time, depending on whether or not I can get a regular gig somewhere. It’s almost free advertising since any article I write would have my name, my byline and contact details on it, would would be the business web address. Pretty handy, eh?

Other Writers
We talk a lot – at Phoenix Writers – about ways to get our writing out into the world. Competitions, letters, open anthologies, open small presses and the like. Last week we talked about articles and how easy it is to write something (even something small) on something that interests you. It might not get anywhere to begin with – in fact, it probably won’t! – but getting the practise and having your name crop up over and over (if you keep submitting) can’t be a bad thing, right?

So… at some point I will be looking into articles. I have enough on my plate right now that I’m not going to rush into that, but there is certainly scope for that. I’m likely to start with a view towards promoting the business, rather than me as a writer. After that – hopefully – I’ll have the time to spend on promoting my brand as a writer, rather than my brand as a business woman. ^_^

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