By Michael Garran…

Back again. Nice.

I’ve been dragged in to update my piece on Raven so I guess I’d better start at the top.

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Raven and Ileandra are the same person. You knew that, right? The best example I can give you is Jekyll and Hyde, though there are no nasty, greasy monsters with bad breath to worry about. Just one woman, with two names and a penchant for confusing civilians.

Got it?

Good.

Specific to Raven; she writes the kink. The smut. The porn. Whatever you want to call it.
If you want to know ‘normal’ stuff about Raven, you’d better have a look at Ileandra’s page. It still applies, though specific to Raven, there’s a few more facts I can squeeze out.

Raven likes:

• Well written erotica
• Kinky porn
• Strong female characters kicking the bejesus (they made me promise not to swear, okay?) out of strong male characters
• That stupid S&M song by Rhianna
• ‘Tasteful’ tattoos… whatever the hell that means. Tasteful. Pfft.
• Long hair on men (lucky me)

Raven dislikes:

• Bees and wasps… insects in general
• Baggy clothing
• 50 Shades of Grey (don’t even mention those damn books unless you want your head bitten off)
• Reality television
• Running
• Organised religion

Raven wants:

• World peace (so she assures me)
• DnD (or other roleplay games) taught in schools as a means of life coaching
• Free and 24/7 access to the bedrooms of Kenneth Branagh, Bradley Cooper, Shaun Hutson, Halle Berry and Benedict Cumberbatch (don’t ask me, she’s one weird chick)
• More clothes from this store

There. I think that’s as much damage as I can do in one night.